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September 03, 2008
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There are turtles on my pajamas. I bought them after the cloud pajamas ripped because Ben was endlessly amused by the clouds. Now he's endlessly amused by my turtles.
I had applesauce a few minutes ago and flashed back to childhood. I'd ask for applesauce, and my grandpa would say, "Do you mean applesass?" And I'd freak out and practically throw a fit because he said it wrong, me three years old shaking my head of strawberry blond hair. "Noooo!!!!! It's not applesass, it's applesause!!!!" And my grandpa would laugh at me.
Now Ben plays the same games, only instead of crying and throwing a fit like I did when I was three, I laugh and throw his made-up words back in his face.
I sent my old passport away today so I could get a new, unexpired, replacement. The old one was a diplomatic passport because of my dad's job. The new one will be normal, only fancier because passport technology has come a long way since 1995.
Ben said, "Now you'll get a gooflomatic passport." I could have freaked and thrown a fit. "Nooo!!! There's no such thing as a gooflomatic passport! I HAD a diplomatic passport! And now it's gone!" I could have said. Well, maybe I did say that. But then I pulled myself together and told Ben that he's the goofl0mat. And he laughed at me anyways, just like my grandpa used to do. But I know the truth. He IS the gooflomat. And I control the Internet, so I have the final say.
"I'm going to bed now," Ben said, a few minutes ago. I said I'd be up soon, but first I had to post here. "What should I post about?" I asked. "Turtle butts," he said. He was looking at my pajamas. I guess these turtles have butts, as they greenly march across fields of pink. Turtle butts it is.
Good night.
Posted by Courtney_Sherwood at September 3, 2008 11:05 PM
Comments
So, what's up chicken butt? Turtles?
Posted by: Mom at September 4, 2008 07:30 PM
Oh, and by the way, you're the gooflomat.
Posted by: Ben at September 4, 2008 08:24 PM
You talkin' to me?
Posted by: Mom at September 5, 2008 09:55 PM
Hahahahahahah! I think he was talking to me. But what do I know?
Posted by: Courtney at September 6, 2008 12:45 PM