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June 30, 2008
Things I will not do tonight.
These are some of the things I will not do tonight:
* Put away the iron and ironing board, shred old bills and file new ones, round up the recycling and put it in the bin where it belongs.
* Empty the dishwasher and fill it again, wash the dishes that are too big to fit, dig in the fridge for whatever is making that smell.
* Search the Web for database facts, type my homework, submit it the day before it's due.
* Eat vegetables or anything else I deem unnecessarily healthy.
* Consider the environmental effects of my decisions when I crank up the dial on our window-unit air conditioner.
* Upload the photos from my vacation.
* Finish the project I brought home from work.
* Vacuum.
* Water the tomatoes.
* Brew beer.
* Respond to e-mails, answer the phone, correspond with friends.
Instead, I will stay cool, drink beer, eat carbohydrates drenched in butter.
Posted by Courtney_Sherwood at June 30, 2008 06:22 PM