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April 21, 2008
Misanthropy
Sometimes I think it would be a good idea to get a hundred stickers printed that say "the crosswalk is for pedestrians," so that whenever I have to walk in traffic to get around a car that pulled too far forward I can slap a sticker or two onto its hood as I pass.
Sometimes I think I should chew extra gum when I go to the gym, so that when I open the last seemingly unclaimed tall locker and find that it contains a sweatshirt and dozens of cubic feet of unused space I can stick my gum all over the sweatshirt. That's what I'll do, in my imagination, before I try to squeeze my carefully folded full-length coat, my carefully folded fancy dry cleaned suit, my mostly-empty gym bag (because I've taken the gym clothes out), my after-workout casual clothes and my purse into a space measuring two feet by two feet by three feet.
Posted by Courtney_Sherwood at April 21, 2008 09:55 PM