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September 20, 2007
butter
This list is clearly rigged. "Portland is a filthy pigpen of butter abusing hogs," the Mercury maintains, and then the alt-alt-weekly proceeds to list the city's purported top butter consumers. Guess whose name is not on the list?
The evidence of my affinity for butter goes back nearly seven years: letters to ...; "I am going to eat..."; cow made out of ...; cholesterol; grateful 1, 2, 3 times.
Most recently, I had butter just a few hours ago. I can't believe I didn't even make the list.
On an unrelated topic, if you'd told me this morning that five and a half years ago I hated avocado, I'd have called you a liar. Me? I love avocado. I have no memory of ever feeling differently, but apparently I once did.
Posted by Courtney_Sherwood at September 20, 2007 10:21 PM