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March 20, 2001

winners

The prize committee has convened and awarded prizes to the following groups and individuals.

Congratulations. Prizes are forthcoming.

• Belle & Sebastian
  
• People who wear sweaters
  
• Lana Vu
  
• Those for whom life and drama extend beyond the boundaries of their daily interactions
  
• Younger brothers (all of them)
  
• People who try, even when failure is the best they can hope for
  
• Freelance journalists
  
• Hunter S. Thompson
  
• People who aren't afraid to quit, when quitting is the right thing to do
  
• Those who ride buses or bicycles
  
• Folks with messy hair and those who walk funny
  
• Janitors
  
• People who stay
  
• People who run away
  
• People with fear in their hearts
  
• The men who wrote and directed "Chuck and Buck"
  
• Benicio Del Toro
  
• Ohio State University
  
• Attractive men, especially those who smoke
  
• Blind people
  
• People who naturally smell fresh and clean, or who artificially smell like vanilla
  
• The unclean
  
• Everyone with leprosy
  
• Anyone who has ever worn a plaid scarf
  
• Subway newspaper readers
  
• People with extremes of high or low intelligence
  
• Intrepid voyagers and fellow travelers
  
• Those who, when moping, become floppy and throw themselves about like ragged dolls, draping

  themselves across whatever they encounter
  

• The incognito
  
• People with cats
  
• Anyone involved in the production of food, especially vegetarian food.
  
• Folks who, though normally literate, chronically spell certain words wrong over and over again
  
• The very large
  
• The very small
  
• Jokers, smokers, midnight tokers, etc.
  
• Do-gooders
  
• No-goodniks
  
• Moochers (esp. when trespassing)
  
• The jaded, in particular during their rare moments of enthusiasm
  
• The freaks, the geeks, and their friends

  These are only the grand prize winners. Space does not allow me to list secondary and tertiary prize

  recipients. There are losers, as well. Those who don't use turn signals while driving, for example. But

  we'll go into that another time.

  Posted by Courtney_Sherwood at March 20, 2001 05:20 PM

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