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November 21, 2000
letters to those I love
Dear Popcorn,
I know we'd only been apart for a few days, but when I saw you this morning, I new I could never leave you
again. You and I were meant to be together. You make me so happy. And I make you so white and fluffy. Thank
you for all of the good times we've had together. I look forward to building a lifetime of happy memories
together.
Love,
--Courtney
Dear Butter,
Don't tell Popcorn this, because I think he might take it the wrong way, but I you really bring out the
best in people. I love Popcorn as is, of course, but when you joined us this morning he really seemed to
shine. I've noticed you have the same affect on Bread and Potatoes. So Kudos to you, Butter. You're welcome
in my house any time.
I hope to see you soon,
--Courtney
Dear Salt,
It must be tough, being you. For centuries, you were a star. Entire nations went to war over you. And now
even aging men with high blood pressure won't go near you. Well, I just want to let you know that I still
love you. You and I can never have the same closeness as I have with Popcorn -- no offense, but as great as
you are when others are around, I have a hard time with you one-on-one. But please know that in some
strange way I feel I would die without you. Anyhow, Popcorn and Butter are coming over to my house tomorrow
afternoon, and I wanted to know if you'd like to join us.
Let me know what you decide,
--Courtney
Dear Croutons,
This open relationship thing is working out really well for me. I just thought I should let you know that
I've been gallavanting about with Popcorn lately. He's really great -- nothing, compared to you, of course,
but great for the time being. When did you say you'd be back? It's been so long. I can't wait to hear from
you.
Love, your eternal supafreak,
--Courtney
Posted by Courtney_Sherwood at November 21, 2000 12:22 PM
Comments
This is the funniest thing I've read all day! Thanks.
Posted by: mrs.pants at July 15, 2005 11:03 AM